#classpect roasts

[autie-stuck]

classpect roast for a derse mage of blood + derse knight of light?

MAGE OF BLOOD:

Jesus fuck get a better family. The people around you have hurt you so badly and you need to surround yourself with people you love and heal. You’re under consant pressure to be in an adult role or a therapist and you seriously need to back up.

KNIGHT OF LIGHT:

Repressed much? How long did it take you to figure out something is wrong with you? You need to stop projecting onto other people, seriously. You can’t ignore your own issues by looking at other people’s. Oh yeah also obligatory night light joke.

[seldomdrawncherubs]

hello callie and also timmy i mean cali born i am a mage of mind and would like to be insulted thank ypu

UU: oh my! yoU have qUite the combination.

UU: the mage is the active knower; they know of themselves. mind is logic and knowledge and problem solving and lore. to be a mage of mind is to know yoUr own mind very well, or to know the minds of those close to yoU very well. it coUld also mean seeking knowledge of the mind for yoUrself, or seeking langUage knowledge or lore.

UU: yoUr powers might include an enhanced memory, or extreme cleverness! The ability to oUtwit yoUr enemies is very UsefUl in combat, and very Underrated.

UU: yoUr land might also inclUde extensive lore, making it a fascinating place to stUdy. yoU woUld gain insight in how to read people. thoUgh yoU might not be as sUited to picking oUt lies as a seer of mind, yoU woUld have the ability to teach others key parts of the game, and perhaps discover yoUr calling as a strategist, leading people to victory.

UU: sometimes, a part of the mage’s philosophy may be written: “i gUide others to a treasUre i cannot possess”. this may mean that when yoU are oUtside of yoUr area of expertise, yoU woUld still be able to help people figure out an intelligent solution. if yoU are not the geniUs discovering everything, yoU might be a teacher or librarian, knowing how to improve the knowledge of others. remember, the mage of doom coUld not die, but he knew death incredibly well! this may be paradoxical, bUt at times when yoU cannot think of a logical solUtion, yoU may be highly adept at helping someone else in their own situation.

UU: in battle, yoU might know the key bit of lore to finishing an enemy qUickly and decisively!

UU: remember, classpects are not meant to be limiting! i wish yoU lUck, mage of mind.

***

uu: WHAT THE FuCK IS THIS?

uu: DO YOu EXPECT TO SuRVIVE SBuRB. WITH A WEAK CLASSPECT LIKE THAT.

uu: LET ME TELL YOu SOMETHING. MIND PLAYERS. ARE ALWAYS STuCK. IN THEIR OWN HEADS.

uu: LOOK AT THE STuPID KNIGHT OF MIND BITCH. AND TELL ME THAT SHE IS NOT STuPID. I AM A BETTER GAMER THAN HER. OBVIOuSLY.

uu: THEN LOOK AT THE SEER OF MIND. SHE HAD TO CREATE ANOTHER TIMELINE WITH A STuPID GAMEBREAKING WINDOW AND THE ROTTEN EGBERT HuMAN. BECAuSE SHE THOuGHT THE THIEF KILLED EVERYONE. AND NOT MY CLOWN.

uu: THEN SHE SPENT TWO YEARS DRINKING FAYGO AND CHASING AFTER HIM.

uu: IF YOu WANT TO SuRVIVE MORE THAN TEN SECONDS. LISTEN TO MY ADVICE.

uu: FIND SOMEONE. WHO IS NOT AFRAID TO TELL YOu THAT YOu ARE THINKING TOO MUCH. LIKE A DuMBASS. INSTEAD OF ACTING OR AT LEAST FuCKING TALKING TO SOMEONE. LIKE AN ALPHA CHAD.

uu: THE MAGE CLASSPECT IS STuPID AS WELL. YOu CAN EASILY BE DEFEATED. BY THE SuPERIOR CLASS THAT IS THE PRINCE. HE COuLD DESTROY YOU IN AN INSTANT. WHILE YOu ARE DOING SOMETHING LIKE “STRATEGIZING”.

uu: CONCLuSION: DuMB KNOWLEDGE CLASSES ARE ALL TALK. AND NOT ENOUGH POWER. YOu WILL NOT BE MY MINION. ENJOY SEEING YOuR PLANET. REDuCED TO RuBBLE. WHILE YOu TRY TO THINK YOuR WAY OuT OF CERTAIN DOOM.

tumut

uu: ALSO WHO THE FuCK IS TIMMY

[homestuck-human-generator]

Name: M. Newt Campos Color: Fog #655967 Symbol: skaia Strife Specibus: knifekind Handle: aphroditesAbsolution Animal: beaver Pronouns: ve/vem/vir/virs/vemself Age: 22 Birthday: 70th day of the year Sexuality: w4w Interests: coffee roasting and netball Dream Moon: derse Classpect: Rogue of Time Land: Land of Iolite and Dew, a brainy place, with adventurous Smooth Knob-Tailed Gecko consorts. It is a place full of peninsulas and …different brains. Nyx slumbers. Instrument: valiha via homestuck-human-generator https://ift.tt/5U4jzHf

[luminous-homestuck-kins]

Could I get a roast for a Mage of Heart?

imagine suffering from an inner self image lol just stop feeling feels ugh

-mod dave

[applescoven]

I should do random classpect roasts I feel like that would be funny

[classpect-callouts]

teach me how to roast classpects

you have to figure out what an aspect represents individually, and then what a class does to a person’s perception of their aspect.

for example; knights of light.

light is an aspect revolving around the pursuit and spread of knowledge, as well as luck (and occasionally literal light)

knights are insecure, especially where their aspect is concerned. they tend to pretend they are not, through many means (like putting up a facade or vehemently denying it); it’s ironic, because they are meant to wield their aspect as a weapon.

a knight of light, then, is someone who is unsure of what they really do know; someone who doesn’t speak for fear of being wrong. they’re someone who’s so fucking scared of being incorrect that they just never give themselves the chance to make mistakes.

[becquerel]

hey besties roast me for the three classpects i identify with the most heir of space witch/maid of breath and rogue of life <3 do it. i promise i wont bite

[transmascnepetaleijon]

my source dictates i am an heir of time. this is cringe, roast me about it

OH brother, let me annalyze you real quick

alright so im not that well versed in heirs, but i will try my best.

the heir seems to be a heavily speculated over class, even with us having a main protagonist be a heir. its even a little bit ironic, seeing how one of the characters with the biggest roles in the comic is a heir and one who is thrown into obscurity and killed of is also a heir (john and equius) (hussie did equius dirty)

but one thing that i noticed is how the heir seems to be inherently connected to their aspect. john eventually becomes the wind and equius eventually becomes a void on the story when he dies.

though, about the "major role - no role at all" thing, i think that has more to do with equius' aspect than his class.

over all, i think heirs are a class conected to thei aspect from the start, with big influence over the timeline. Right in the begining of homestuck, we can hear the breeze agitate the windchimes, probably some heavy foreshadowing to johns classpect.

i also think the heir class might be sort of a blank canvas to the hero's aspect? so maybe the powers can vary depending on whats the heir's aspect and all that jazz, but im not sure.

time players seem to have a conection to death and be "go with the flow" kind of people, two things that i think make so much sense with time. time is unstoppable, unchangeable, going against it is going against one of the core aspects of the universe, so it just doesnt make sense for a time player to be against that. this ties in with death, as well. death is something that will happen with everyone, and a product of time itself, so time players have a certain facination with it, albeit in distinct ways. (dave likes to preserve stuff, aradia like the "from dust you came and dust you became" aspect, damara probably thinks death is something beautiful and a part of life itsef etc.)

i think a heir of time would have some really different and convinient time travel powers. like john eventually "became the wind ", an heir of time perhaps has some big connection with their timeline and time itself and can like, manipulate it more freely than other classes. not in the same way as a witch of time, though. maybe they can stop time and travel through their own timeline easier than other time players.

so, in short: heirs of time have had a deep connection with time since forever, it's always been a part of their life and their powers and intuition with the aspect will come almost imediatly after godtiering. they are nice people who understand everyone has their own way and nothing will really change that. theres probably a big thing with karma somewhere in there. power wise, they can timetravell throught their own timeline freely and stop time for some minutes.

ouhghuou im so sorry if this isnt that good, heirs are a very complicated class to me but i tried my best. hope this isnt too far off

[autism2009]

send me your classpects and i will roast you

[autie-stuck]

roast for a bard of blood and a sylph of rage? :3c

BARD OF BLOOD: I feel like you speedrun ruining friendships. You think it’s funny at this point like just add it to the pile

SYLPH OF RAGE: you actually have to stop caring for like one second before you actually explode I swear. You’re so upset over how other people are treated but getting angry solves nothing, so DO SOMETHING

[classpection-central]

welcome to classpection central!!

my name is joel, and i decided to make a classpecting/etc blog because, well, why the fuck not. my ask box always is open, unless explicitly stated otherwise, and i take requests for a lot of different things. i also do my own ramblings and what not, as well as analysis that you can use for reference. I WILL DO: - classpect personality analysis - classpect sburb analysis - classpect story-based analysis - classpect explanations - weapon-alchemy requests - regular alchemy based requests - session analyses (bio will say whether i’m open for session analysis asks or not) - fictional character classpecting - classpect-based roasting/pyschoanlysis RULES FOR ASKS:

- when requesting a classpect analysis, specify what type you want. if you want more than one, you’re probably going to have to be patient. - when requesting a fictional character, just tell me what they’re from. i’ll look them up on fandom wiki and do my best. - when sending in ANY alchemy request, please try to be as detailed as possible. i don’t want to “just fill in the blanks”. - when sending a session analysis ask, there are a couple rules. one, specify whether they are trolls or humans. two, give me your characters dream moons and pronouns. three, tell me who god-tiers (if you have that figured out) or if there any established relationships between them. four, specify whether you want an analysis based on the mechanics of the session, the “plot” of the session, or both. again, if you choose both, it will take longer for me to complete. now ask away! i’m waiting for ya ;;;;D

[homestuck-human-generator]

Name: Miss Obed Sharpe Color: Deep Lilac #B65fcf Symbol: 4 Bobcats Strife Specibus: golfclubkind Handle: thoughtlessClam Animal: bat Pronouns: no pronouns Age: 14 Birthday: 302th day of the year Sexuality: asexual Interests: calligraphy and coffee roasting Dream Moon: prospit Classpect: Mage of Void Land: Land of Monsoon and Giants, a crazy place, with unsightly Speckled Forest Pitviper consorts. It is a place full of redacted and twisting mazes. Hemera cannot rest. Instrument: arpeggione

[classpectingshitposts]

knight of time roast 🅱lease

You probably chose this classpect during the peak of epic hero dave strider circa 2015, didn’t you?

- Mod Astro

[luminous-homestuck-kins]

Adding on;

Imagine manipulating someone's very personality and what makes them them. Like, hello, wow, really? Akechi Goro, is that you? Come on. Enough with the power trip.

-Mod Dirk.

roast a witch of heart

lmao what are you some sort of justice persona kinnie? you work for justice or ome shit like that? sit down man the villanous side is cool too you should try it fr

-mod dave

[urcharactersclasspect]

I have a duo of friends, one of them is Knight of Void (Derse Dreamer) and the other is Witch of Light (Prospit Dreamer) and I have a hard time giving them personality, interest, etc. That would fit this character's classpect.

Then somethings to take into account. That godtiers do not actually describe nor any interpretations exacts for personalities, as aspects of each classpect wi be greatly similiar and provide a archal type of a person they will not actually give you a full scope of a personality alone. Thats for the combination of other details and factors being at play to decide.

But with that out of the way.

Certain interests might vary depending on if this duo is Trolls or Humans. I kind of cant help in this department TOO much. Common interests Ive noticed for void players is some form of niche creation, not just robots and gadgets like the zahhaks bit also welding, pottery, etc. For light players- just about anything intellectual like history or sciences or about stories or fictional fantasy.

Dersites are more prone to rebellion and darker natures as people. This does not mean they are drawn toward amorality, but rather they might be likely for morbid senses of humor, they might be more confrontal about their distaste for things in their lives. More often actively dissatisfied with their living situations, how people around them are, they are most likely to be bitter people. (This isnt a roast, i swear, im personally a dersite- i just agree with Hussies canonical explaination on Extended Zodiac). They also tend to have messy living spaces and be scattered types. Many seem to make Derse the Active Dream Moon.

Prospitians are kind of the opposite. They might complain, but theres more times than not no bitterness to them in the same way as a dersite. Theres no desire to punch back as hard towards the status quo or in their lives, theyd much rather flow with it instsad of rebelling. They are the types to pretty much work along side the system they are inside of in order to get what they want, or they will simply accept their positions in life and use it to their advantage or loosely fight it in a far more passive manner, most commonly. They are also far more structured and organized. Aka. Prospit is the Passive Dream Moon.

This will NOT actually tell you much of anything for a whole ass character or persons entire personality, however. Which is a misconception I think is popular of the moons inside the fandom. These are just base structures for how a person is, a persons internal psychological skeleton, if you will. Of whichever direction ypu want tp take the arguement of being an Active and aggressive person or a Passive and very lowkey person. Are they more prone to accepting and flowing with things naturally overall? Or they the types to not be accepting of what they are given and are they more prone to completely lashing out at things internally and externally?

Some other notes to keep in mind are, Knights always "Mask" who they are like a personal sheild. Latula with her Radical girl facade, Dave with his Cool Guy shtick and even to an extent Karkats irritability is entirely him puffing up his chest for safety and for insecurity reasons like the other two are. Knights in terms of personalities, are insecure or afraid in some manner and they hide that fact behind fake personas or attitudes towards others.

Witches are usually chaotic people inherently and "break the rules of their aspect" whichever aspect that might be, they are often manipulators within sessions for better or for worse (Jade Harley AND Feferi Peixes are both big examples of what I mean, but Damara seems to fit too). However, they have their place. They will almost always invert into their opposite equalivent which is often useful through the beginnings of sessions, and they are definitely that one person or team mate that can do the most damage to others the minute they feel wronged or if they just wanted to.

Void players tend to be secretive and adverse to having a bunch of the spotlight in conversations and tend to hold back on a lot of things thinking lowly of themselves or of others to a point of deep skepticism of circumstances. Light players tend to be the exact opposite, even if anxiety being at play they tend to be the types to crave attention or relevancy in the things around them even to their own detriments and can be self destructive as a result.

[classpect-compliments]

ok here’s a game: classpect me right and i’ll skidooosh skibash the anon away. if not we’ll sucks to be you ig?????

doesn’t matter which class + aspect you choose as a base either because i know all twelve of mine. i’m epic like that.

i enjoy insulting people. holy shit its great have you ever tried it. actually with how barbed your compliments are you should mod on the roasting blog so ig you do have experience. also i make song covers and original music sometimes. my art style is the culmination of four years of suffering and tears and i will start crying so help me god.

lmao good luck

you, my good anon, have a lot of prince of time vibes to me! mainly it was that first bit.